Dad. Ad Man. Royals Fan.
Dayton Moore has been a busy man since the long-suffering Red Sox fans finally got that elusive World Series title after six long years without one. As previously-discussed, the Royals fell short of the playoffs and couldn’t just stand pat if they wanted to step it up in 2014. Welcome to Kansas City, Norichika Aoki,… Read more
Trying something new to visualize an idea I had. What happens when a mom & pop dairy gets in on the energy drink craze just a little too late?
So, the World Series is over and the boys in blue didn’t make it. I will say, this was one of the more enjoyable seasons to follow the Royals, and it will be great if they can ever get through a season sometime soon without a gut-punch of a month that drags the whole year… Read more
I was getting gas this morning when a friendly man with a can of some kind of car cleaner accosted me. “Wanna see this amazing product in action, mate?” He was Australian, but that really has no bearing on the rest of the story. “Not really,” I replied, but it was already too late. He… Read more
David was getting hungry when his train of though was severly interupted. “Give me your money!” “What?” David turned to see a shoddy-looking man with a gun pointed at his face. “I’m not asking again,” the man said. “I-I don’t have any money,” David stammered. “You expect me to belive that?” The man shook his… Read more
Saw this come across my twitter feed today: I dig the throwback socks, but I am worried the powers that be at Sports Illustrated are putting a little too much pressure on a kid who hasn’t even taken his first elbow in a Big 12 game. I understand that the current culture of sports requires… Read more
There is a minor kerfuffle going on the the marketing world, where Exxon Mobil is suing the new cable network FXX for co-opting the interlocking X pattern of their logo. On its surface, this appears to be quite stupid. A spokesperson for the cable network even poked fun at the lawsuit: “We are confident that… Read more
Over the last 10 games, the Kansas City Royals have gone 9-1, which would be awesome, except the two teams in front of them in the American League Central, Detroit and Cleveland, have also gone 9-1. If you are unfamiliar with the term Pythagorean Record, then I suggest you click here before admiring my awesome… Read more
Here’s hoping these headlines don’t become even more infrequent. I say this because a squirrel was found near Los Angeles with the bubonic plague. The real tragedy, of course, is who will make the movie about the bubonic plague if everyone in Hollywood is killed off by it? In happier news, the royal parents decided… Read more
Who doesn’t love some news updates on Flag Day? An AP report delved into Al Quaida documents and discovered that they have a lot of the same mundane office tasks us non-terrorists deal with, including filing expense reports. Only, instead of making strip clubs sound like steakhouses, they make pork loins sound like plastic explosives.… Read more