The Royals have invited a guy with the same nomenclature as one of my groomsmen.
This Chad Allen is a lifetime 269/321/389 hitter and on the wrong side of thirty. Nonetheless, I’ll be rooting for him to make the team, if only so I can compare Allen’s success to that of Heath Miller of the Steelers and talk some trash to my buddy.
Heath Miller couldn’t carry Chad Allen’s jock with a shopping cart.