Old Bands

At some point, I think we all have deep thoughts about what our legacy will be to the people we love, the people we help (or hurt) and the people we work with. I don’t know what the guy I worked with at Target in late 1998—the one with the metal bar installed through his… Read more

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Double Booked

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY MITCH stares at the white board blankly. He has a laptop in front of him, opened to Twitter. He wears a pair of black slacks and a shirt that was probably on sale at the Gap. WANDA sits across the grey table from him. She keeps taking the cap off… Read more

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“Well, Doug, I think your wife is an idiot!” The meeting was not going well. It was hard to put too much blame on Doug, who was now in the unfortunate position of defending his wife’s true deficiencies as a user of the World Wide Web, but it was also his call to schedule an… Read more

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Friday Headlines – 1/17/14

A few things happened in the last week or so. In tech news, Google laid out 3.2 billion dollars to buy Nest, a company best known for thermostats that resemble Hal 9000. Some are worried that people using Bing may suddenly find their houses freezing them out, but the risk is mitigated by the fact… Read more

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Awful Storyboarding – Holiday Egg Nog Energy Drink Commercial

Trying something new to visualize an idea I had. What happens when a mom & pop dairy gets in on the energy drink craze just a little too late?

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That Lunatic is Eating My Free Sandwich

David was getting hungry when his train of though was severly interupted. “Give me your money!” “What?” David turned to see a shoddy-looking man with a gun pointed at his face. “I’m not asking again,” the man said. “I-I don’t have any money,” David stammered. “You expect me to belive that?” The man shook his… Read more

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Friday Headlines – 7/26/13

Here’s hoping these headlines don’t become even more infrequent. I say this because a squirrel was found near Los Angeles with the bubonic plague. The real tragedy, of course, is who will make the movie about the bubonic plague if everyone in Hollywood is killed off by it? In happier news, the royal parents decided… Read more

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Friday Headlines – 6/14/13

Who doesn’t love some news updates on Flag Day? An AP report delved into Al Quaida documents and discovered that they have a lot of the same mundane office tasks us non-terrorists deal with, including filing expense reports. Only, instead of making strip clubs sound like steakhouses, they make pork loins sound like plastic explosives.… Read more

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Friday Headlines – 5/23/13

Now that SNL has gone on summer hiatus, I guess you’ll have to rely on me for your weekend update-type news hits. There are several scandal-type things happening in Washington, but the one most Republicans seem to be trying extra hard to make stick is the IRS profiling of Tea Party groups looking for tax-exempt… Read more

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Friday Headlines – 3/29/13

A few quick hit headlines while I wait for the baby to wake up and discuss obscure Eastern philosophies. A couple in Utah brought two kids along for a bank robbery, proving how hard it is to find good babysitters these days. A nun in Ohio voted twice in a recent election. I guess the… Read more

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